THE OBAMA MAGIC ACT
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PRESIDENT OBAMA AND HILLARY CLINTON DO NOT WANT YOU TO VISIT
AND
UNDERSTAND THAT IF YOU VISIT
AND
YOU MIGHT REALIZE THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA AND HILLARY CLINTON HAVE BEEN PERFORMING A MAGIC ACT FOR YEARS.
LOOK HERE! NO, LOOK THERE! BE AMAZED. BE AWED.
BE BEDAZZLED BY THE POLITICAL TRICKS IN THE SHOW.
EVERY MAGICIAN USES AN ASSISTANT TO DIVERT ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE MAGICIAN SO THAT THE MAGIC TRICK CAN BE PERFORMED WITHOUT YOU NOTICING HOW THE TRICK IS DONE.
THEY ARE SO CLEVER!
BUT, THEY CAN BE VERY MEAN SPIRITED, TOO.
IF YOU DO VISIT
AND
PRESIDENT OBAMA MIGHT ORDER THE NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY TO TELL HIM EVERYTHING THEY KNOW ABOUT YOU SO THAT HE AND HILLARY CLINTON CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE BECAUSE YOU DARED
TO VISIT THOSE WEBSITES.
BUT, IF YOU AND MILLIONS OF OTHERS CONTACT PRESIDENT OBAMA AND HILLARY CLINTON AND PERSUADE THEM TO START A MAGIC ACT IN LAS VEGAS, MAYBE THEY’LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN TRICKING AUDIENCES THAT THEY WILL FORGET ABOUT TRICKING VOTERS. THEN, YOU WILL BE FREE AT LAST TO VISIT THESE WEBSITES WITHOUT FEAR OF POLITICAL RETALIATION BY
PRESIDENT OBAMA AND HIS MAGIC ACT ASSISTANT HILLARY CLINTON.
UNTIL THEN, ONLY THE BRAVE, THE STRONG, AND THE INTELLIGENT
SHOULD RISK VISITING
AND
AND IF YOU ARE EXTREMELY BRAVE, VISIT
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© Woodrow Wilcox 2016